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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

"Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space."

I'm currently on the edge of my seat waiting for my boyfriend to show up with my pizza. I actually had a peanut butter cup as an appetizer. When he gets here I might have him feed it to me and possibly fan me with palm fronds, but I wouldn't want to over do it. Things are a little desperate, so far only one of the bridesmaids had to have her dress let out and fortunately it wasn't me...but only by a hair (heh). One more week.

So...I wrote that last night, and then obviously I got busy eating dinner and being extra lazy. I needed a stress break because I'm having a haircut trauma. Did I get a ridiculous hair cut a week before my bestfriend's wedding? No. Matt did. I said very clearly, one month ago, you should get your hair cut soon because it looks best a few weeks after the cut. He forgot, despite me remindng him every day, and made his appointment for one week before. And then, instead of saying don't take too much...I was supposed to do this two weeks ago...he let her almost shave his head with the clippers. I didn't even have words when he came home.

I know he doesn't care about his hair and I don't either 99.8 percent of the time but for a wedding? What kind of moron gives a person a shaggy ass buzz cut the week before a wedding. I asked him if he told her about the wedding and he said yes and everyone thought he looked great. Everyone but me. I was really mad. I hate to admit that I was mad about a hair cut but it's not like you can grow it back or buy more, is it so wrong to expect a little bit of attention to a detail so unfixable as too short hair? I'm probably a bitch, I feel like a bitch. Actually I feel like going hat shopping.

He's upset that I'm so mad and I'm mad because I really don't ask for much and I bought all the clothes and he didn't have to do anything but show up and not have stupid hair. I'm very frustrated. He's officially lost all hair free will and we're never going to his mom's friend who cuts hair again I don't care how cheap it is because to buzz someone's hair to that extent the week before a wedding is unjustifiable. If I had a flowbee and a blunt ax I could have done a better job.

There's really nothing to do. A hat really won't be that helpful. I'm going to try to give it the allusion of volume with some hair gel and god help him if he complains, I'd hate to be a widow.


Sugarcrook said...

Nobody at a wedding is looking at the guys. It's all about the women. He could show up wearing a suit made out of live ferrets and not draw attention.

Amy said...

this is quite true, but doesn't absolve him of pissing off his girlfriend.

Alexia @ The One Last Thing said...

I'm giggling uncontrollably here reading the comment about the suit made of live ferrets. LMAO.

Amy said...

yes, SC should be paid for his contributions. He's a card.