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10 pounds down 32 pounds to go!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

"It's not cold, Chuck Norris just scared the sun away"

Things suck lately and I don't want to talk about it.  So there.  I am in one of those moods where I want to do a whole lot of things at once and get a lot done so I can feel less like a ridiculous failure and yet mostly my house is just messier now than it was before.  I made a pie today, which is better than eating a pie, which I'll probably do tomorrow.  I have all of these things that might be useful one day but frankly that day won't come until I throw the damn things away so that's what I'm doing.  I feel like I do this all the time, go through my house on a rampage with a trash can, but yet there is still so much junk.  Why is that, it's mystic evil energy like what happens to paired socks in the dryer.

3 comments:

Results Not Typical Girl said...

Mystic evil is morbidly obese and has cold toes. :) Thanks for sharing your wonderful writing talents with blogland. I'm officially adding you to the blogroll (I hope it doesn't freeze your server with new traffic). ;)

The Merry said...

I find the best approach is to put an odd number of socks in the dryer to begin with. This confuses the mystic evil forces and makes them cranky.

Amy said...

odd socks is a very good idea, status quo be damned.

cold toes...cute!