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10 pounds down 32 pounds to go!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

"I've got a theory! It could be bunnies."

another freakin' 174. grumpitty grump. 'course i realized today that i haven't been doing anything i had been doing when the numbers fell so easily. funny that. i mean, i kind of knew that i wasn't doing the same things, but today it really hit me. so i'm hitting the yogurt and granola trail again, which i love incidentally, and hopefully i won't regress to 175.

i cleaned out my closet (again) and found more clothes that are too big (you don't say?) and that's pretty much the only reason i have room for everything in the wardrobe. and i am a little sad, like i always am, because i was so excited to fit those clothes. cute short skirts and fancy pants (i just wanted to type fancy pants, they're not really that fancy. it was worth it.) tossed to the wayside. or my sister. or my bestfriend from highschool. or you. write me if you fit a gap 14. some of the bastards still have tags. way too many actually. shopping addict's anonymous here i come. but the good news is that the bedroom almost looks like a place grownups might sleep. i'm centimeters from maturity here. look out scrapbooking and appliqued sweatshirts!

what else. err. oh yeah, when i was whining about my cute skirts falling off, matt asked me what i was going to do with them. and when i told him he said "you aren't going to save them for when you get fat again?". and then i buried his corpse in the woods. if anyone asks, it was bears. bears with spades. and opposable thumbs. it was one of those moments when he knew he was in trouble before the words were out of his mouth and if he could build himself a vacuum feature i know he would. we both know what he meant was "what if" or "maybe you could wear them again" it wasn't meant to be negative. it makes me realize that that's not what i want. ever. i'm not going to let my life get out of control like that again. so there's no need to hold on to them. i'm downright pleased to give them away so maybe someone else can be all sweetness and light until they get too skinny.

14 comments:

Jennette Fulda said...

Oooh, me, me! I might be able to squeeze into a Gap 14. I need new pants too. E-mail me at webmaster at pastaqueen dot com.

Anonymous said...

Buffy the Musical, yay!

Amy said...

pq-i sent you an inventory of what i remember...i'll get back to you with more.

hilly-there should totally be a prize for guessing the episode. i'm very impressed!

lovelines said...

Yay spring cleaning! Good for you for giving away the clothes. There's always goodwill too, if no one wants them all. Or eBay for the new ones!

MayQueen said...

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies,
Bunnies,
It must be bunnies!

...or maybe midgets...

Amy said...

that makes me think "terriers..."

MayQueen said...

. . . or "These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know."

Amy said...

"some of them are davids." "but most of us are daves!"

MayQueen said...

"They all have their own hands, but they come from different moms."

Amy said...

"he weighs almost 60 pounds and he delivers my paper on time."

MayQueen said...

"Dave Capisano, I hardly know him . . . . . . . . . . ."

Amy said...

"then we got drunk and sick."

Mal said...

Between bunnies and terriers, we have all of the ills in the entire (musical) world covered.

Nice.

Amy said...

wow! someone else who knows the terriers! i'm super excited!

and for some reason "fine ham abounds!"