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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

"He has fingers in more pies than a leper at a cookery course."

It's come to my attention that there is no chocolate in my house. And I have to go bra shopping. It's been an embarrassingly long time since I've bought new ones and I'm deathly afraid of gravity so it's my mission for the week to buy some new ones...and some chocolate. I genuinely wish I had more to chat about than buying bras and eating chocolate. Surely I haven't devolved into a bad sitcom wife? We're getting new chicks so I can work on being Amy the Farmer. And I'm cleaning out my linen cupboard to be Amy Stewart. It so happens that linens are the one thing I haven't reorganized 1000 times. Isn't that fascinating? I'm going to take out all my towels and sheets...and wash them...and put them back. 8th world wonder that. Aren't you glad I shared?


Rebecca said...

dude... you could so be on a tv quiz show as well... your so smart. SMRT!

Amy said...

i'll add that to my list!

Roxy said...

first, i adore your post titles... they always crack me up.

And second, i too need new bras. It's actually getting embarassing. And since I have anonymity here- I'll elaborate on "embarrassing".

I sometimes go to the bathroom at work and when I look in the mirror, my boobs are in the wrong place b/c my bra has lost the ability to keep 'em correct. Sigh.

Clearly, I need to be right behind you to the bra shop!

Amy said...

my boyfriend gets really mad at the bra industry, he feels healthy bosoms should be had by all at affordable prices and it cracks me up, i think he cares more about bra shopping than i do.