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Monday, September 27, 2010

"Did the corporation once touch you in a place that made you uncomfortable?"

So, I've been too busy to really put any time into blogging.  I've been shopping way too much for one, and I got a haircut that requires a lot of straightening, Jolie pup had her annual exam and Knox has an ear ache. There's a lot going on.  Especially with the hair thing.  It's a little short.  I'll post pictures later but yeah it's a little short and a little wide, like a house trailer, when I don't spend 12 hours straightening it.

My job is a little crazy too.  It's only part time but they're training me like I run a nuclear power plant or something and apparently you have to wear nylons while running a nuclear power plant or EVERYONE DIES!  I really hate nylons.  Or panty hose, which is the word they used when they explained the dress code to me...slowing with small words.  I think panty hose must be the worst phrase in the history of ever, let alone the worst product.  I'm doing my best to flout the system with brightly colored and obnoxious tights, and very short skirts to go with them.  Also kickass shoes, because that's how I roll now.

4 comments:

The Merry said...

Nylons? Do you work in a place where you have to meet the public? (Who are usually not wearing nylons, or pantyhose either.)
If not, then it sounds like one of those places where they do cruel things to their employees to improve morale. Their morale.

Amy said...

Technically i suppose I do have to meet the public but since most of them smell like bait it doesn't seem fair to have to wear stupid awful nylons.

gingersnapper said...

I wish I knew the first thing about employment law, because I think you might have a fascinating case based on the male employees NOT being required to wear panty hose...

In the meantime I love the obnoxious tights ploy.

Amy said...

i am also employing the whoa that's short skirt ploy, no one has mentioned anything about either...