I'm watching Clue and baking cookies and finishing up the dishes. I really don't want to do the dishes. Do you think Matt would notice if I buried them in the yard instead? Me either, he'll be much too busy with all the furries and cheepies and all the other Matt things he has planned. I'm driving to NH today and flying to chicago tomorrow if I can will myself on to the plane. I haven't flown since multiple pairs of mix matched scrunchy socks were popular. I keep reading the TSA website about what to do and what I can bring and thank christ I'm flying out of Manchester because I'm pretty sure that airport is relaxed and small enough to hold my hand a bit. Also I have that xanax from my hair lady so if there's an inflight disturbance and a crazy woman gets arrested in chicago it's me. Hi!
I've left Matt instructions in case I crash. On a post-it note. Classy! Mostly he's supposed to take the best care he can of my woof and my meow and inherit all twelve of my dollars. Lucky, lucky man. And now woofy really wants to go outside so I'm off.