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10 pounds down 32 pounds to go!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

"He's alright, as far as violent pissheads go."

Officially tired of unemployment. Considered cleaning bathroom grout with toothbrush simply to pass time. Set up twitter but as I'm doing nothing 25 hours a day, no tweets. Opened bag of halloween candy, bad decision. Frozen kit kats suck. Considering going outside to be eaten by bear for blog fodder. Cat would not allow me to braid her fur, said something about boundaries. Help.

7 comments:

Floating Princess said...

The Twitter is like crack! I officially can't look away. Save yourself while you can!

Mari said...

Get a new cat, that one sounds like an asshole.

Amy said...

Dude, that was hilarious.

and I'm a twitter moron, aren't you supposed to be able to send from your phone?

pinky pinkerson said...

I've never sent tweets (god, I hate that) from the phone, I am only smart enough to do it from the interweb.

I have to go to the bank, the post office, Whole Foods, and to drop off a UPS package at the UPS store. Then coffee. Want to come?

(if you keep trying to braid the cat I'm afraid you are going to end up in the ER)

Amy said...

I totally want to come. I'll be there in 20 hours or so.

teresa said...

Tell the cat you're the mother and you are in charge, dammit. I'm telling you...laminating is the way to go. They can't get away OR give you attitude, but you'd have to hot glue things to her instead of braiding....but won't that be crafty???

Amy said...

I hope sincerely to never be the sort of stay at home wife that uses a hot glue gun, I pray even.