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10 pounds down 32 pounds to go!

Monday, May 05, 2008

"ooh, tiny"

I have petite ear tubes anyway. Lucky me. The doctor was a little frightened of my ears, she kept saying "it's dark in there" like she was starring in a slasher film instead of a medical office. Anyway I have pill the size of Zimbabwe and a slim hope to be not deaf soon so it's all good. And I bought myself a pity coke because I'm sick. And I felt like it. So there. And seriously if coke can eat rust it can probably solve my puss problem. Sexy!

10 comments:

pinky pinkerson said...

I'm glad you are in treatment, but what is up with doctors? I had the doctor who performed my LASIK complain about the petiteness of my eye sockets. Like..should they be bigger? It was one of the few areas on my body that I had never thought to be selfconscious about.

And speaking of drowing in creamed butter (as you were below) I have been making lactation cookies (anyone can eat and enjoy, they just have a few ingredients that are supposed to boost production as it were) I have put on at least 3-5 pounds from cookies alone.

I have a container of dough thawing in the fridge right now. Each recipe makes so many it is not physically possible for me to even bake them all at once, so I freeze. And then, that is IT. No one, even the sugar-addicted, needs to eat this many cookies.

pinky pinkerson said...

sigh. once again I have written a novel about myself in your comments. please forgive me.

Amy said...

I heart your novels. Are the lactation cookies tasty?

Sugarcrook said...

What are those ingredients? Because I want to, like, avoid them. Leaking isn't on my list of things to do.

pinky pinkerson said...

snort - rolled oats, brewer's yeast and millet flour are the special ingredients, as it were.

Amy said...

That's a good point about the leaking and the avoiding.

pinky pinkerson said...

If you don't leak now, I can't picture that a big bowl of oatmeal would make you start, but then again the process is a somewhat mysterious one.

Sugarcrook said...

It has to be the brewer's yeast. Maybe if you add enough, you'll start producing ethanol. Or vodka.

Amy said...

Mother as still, why does that makes me think of Alan Alda.

pinky pinkerson said...

HA!

if only I could make my own liquor. Hell, once you get past the feeling like a cow who can drive a car, you can really go places with this!