i think i was just needlessly aggressive with a tourist on the sidewalk. you know that hand gesture you use when you're driving, the international symbol for "what the fuck", i just had to do that. on the sidewalk. if you, your wife and two kids are taking up the whole sidewalk, you'd think one of you would see me coming toward you. and maybe make room for me, one person, walking the other way. i don't ask much do i?
i don't want to scream profanities all day, i just want to to walk to the grocery store. i was out of cheese sticks, i was on a mission. and i know you're on vacation. i can smell it on you people. it's a full bodied emission from your sock and be-sandled feet to your fanny pack to your bar harbor baseball capped head. and besides, if you lived here i would recognize you. so don't treat me like i'm your problem, i f'ing live here.
it's been a rough week. i am the venerable chairman of the crabby pants society. all hail.