ed. on a scale of one to ten, this post makes no sense at all. i tried to fix it, but i'd need like 4 hours and a table saw. it's that screwed up. sorry
in the vein of all things turkey being good for you, i tried to make turkey filets this weekend. i say filets for lack of a better term, these bastards were skinny. super thin slices of turkey. i say tried because i think they came out one level below shoe leather, but matt was happy enough. i guess it's a learning experience. just because it's on sale it doesn't mean you have to buy it.
i was hoping it would work out as turkey is supposed to be so good for you. and tasty. but alas i guess i'm stuck with chicken, or thicker turkies. this week is kind of food filled and i was thinking it would be great to have the leftovers (uhm, yeah, trashed). matt's birthday lands in the middle of this week so we have a whole lot of family dinners to go to. we'll be going to reel pizza (pirates of the carribean, organic pepperoni pizza) and then there's the cake and his parents are having a party at the weekend. is there some law about celebrations and food or is it a tradition so ingrained in humanity that abundance of food is to be celebrated? but then i made cinnamon rolls to start off his week of TURNING THIRTY!!! it's probably not great that the recipe is so easy and came out so well. i don't need any help talking myself into baking swirls'o'lard.
is it sabotage? nah...actually i came in under all my previous numbers at 183. and all of my calories seem to be coming under what i should have. which i find hard to believe. how can you have two ice cream cones and come in under calories? i entered it correctly, i double checked. i'm not sure what the deal is. and i'm not sure how i feel about it. if i can eat like a moron and still come in under calories and yet show no real improvement i'm going to have to go to gruel and water to see any change. and maybe i'll a lick a lemon every third day to ward off the scurvy.
so is spark whacked or is it me? or is this possible? if it's true and i really am consuming way fewer calories than i thought, uh oh. it lays to waste all my theories about all the calories i eat and if i eliminated them and yadda yadda. you can only exist on so much before your metabolism packs up and moves to vegas. the devil wears html and i'm beginning to wish i never signed up for spark. informational bastards.