my favorite thing about the tourists is when there are 4 skinny girls standing in the cheese section debating the fat content and calories of two kinds of mozzarella. bless them for being so conscientious while on vacation. but why must they discuss it in the middle of the aisle? i've had the impatient look of the local for weeks already and it's starting to wear thin. the good news is that the police ticketed some tourist for going too slow. i love police beat.