so, err, i didn't get run over by anyone from the garden state but we have been busy. our trainee has been sort or unreliable. friday she went home sick before lunch, and yesterday she went home distraught at ten because she got a text saying her boyfriend was cheating on her. technology is the root of all evil.
in the midst of the madness i haven't had time to tell you all about the clicking in my heel. it's been fascinating me for days. what is there to "click" at the back of one's heel/achilles area. can't think of anything can you? me either. today i have the added bonus of unrelenting pain that's been making me think of greek cliches all morning. unrelenting pain at both ends! woohoo!
i'm driving myself crazy, some guy from indiana really thinks i should cash his paycheck from lowe's (cash your damn paycheck before you go on vacation, moron) but atleast no one has stopped in to ask me the directions to starbucks this year. which is sort of a shame because they went and built one in bangor and i'd really like to say to someone "sure: go up this street and take a right and THEN DRIVE FOR AN HOUR. it's on the left, you can't miss it".
it's been a weird week and it's only tuesday. i cleaned out my cupboards last night. that's what 20 somethings do on gorgeous summer nights, right? catalogue the canned beans? and i noticed that i have a stockpile of packaged cookies. i vaguely remember there being sales in the winter. probably when i wasn't eating sugar and i seem to have hidden oreos and chips ahoy all over the kitchen. under the sink, fudge stripes. in the stationary drawer (as in it holds stationary not that it doesn't move because then it would be more of a box than a drawer*) there are vienna fingers. who hides vienna fingers? they're freaking vanilla? what kind of crazy person has a compulsion for vienna fingers? and then hides them with the hello kitty notecards. atleast i haven't eaten any of them. surely i get points for that...
*ever since we watched Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang i've been narrating to myself the same way robert downey jr. does. i did mention that i'm driving myself crazy right? right here, this behavior, top of that list.